Half and Half

When you wake up and realize your alarm didn't go off (or you turned it off in your sleep) and now you're an hour late for work.

When someone is driving at the speed of smell in the left-hand lane and won't move over.

When you're walking down a hallway behind a large group of people and they suddenly decide to stop.

When the sink is full of dirty dishes.

When you hear, "Let's just be friends."

When you realize you need a day off.

When you drop (and break) your phone.

When all you've got to do is print off your final paper and your printer (or computer) breaks.

Event parking.

Paying for bottled water.

ATM fees.

Operating systems.

Numbers in place of letters (se7en, driv3r).

To-Do Lists.

Finding out your car windows were down after a hard rain.
_

When you find $20 in your winter coat from last year.

When you finally beat that one little flash game you've been punching buttons at for forever now.

When you find your keys (at last).

When someone lands on your hotel in monopoly.

When your friend saves you from a boring conversation at a party.

When you know you're speeding past a police car and you don't get a ticket.

String cheese.

All green lights.

Finding out you have a substitute teacher.

Summer - and all the lemonade, pool/grilling parties, beer specials, and clothing items that come with it.

Getting (real) mail.

Going to a long anticipated movie premiere.

Seeing your hometown license plate while being out of state.

Buying school supplies.

A first kiss.